The only german ship that survived the Falklands was the little scout cruiser, Dresden.
Rather surprisingly, one of her officers was Wilhelm Canaris, who commanded the german intelligence service, Abwehr, in World War II.
"These things must be done delicately-- or you hurt the spell." - The Wicked Witch of the West.
"We've got the torpedo damage temporarily shored up, the fires out and soon will have the ship back on an even keel. But I would suggest, sir, that if you have to take any more torpedoes, you take 'em on the starboard side." Pops Healy, DCA USS Lexington.