Well, there is still on YouTube the old Navy record, every inch a sailor.
Among the dittys:
Oh the women wear no skirts on Eniwetok.
No the women wear no skirts on Eniwerok,
They all wear undershirts and they give it til it hurts...
No bikini atoll.
"These things must be done delicately-- or you hurt the spell." - The Wicked Witch of the West.
"We've got the torpedo damage temporarily shored up, the fires out and soon will have the ship back on an even keel. But I would suggest, sir, that if you have to take any more torpedoes, you take 'em on the starboard side." Pops Healy, DCA USS Lexington.