Author Topic: The Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch  (Read 229 times)


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Reply #1 on: May 01, 2022, 02:24:55 PM
Consult The Book of Armaments!

“O Lord God, let me not be disgraced in my old days.”

'We few, we happy few, we band of brothers'


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Reply #2 on: May 01, 2022, 02:46:58 PM
Armaments, chapter 2, verses nine through 21...



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Reply #3 on: May 01, 2022, 03:40:47 PM
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Reply #4 on: May 03, 2022, 03:28:53 PM
The Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch was a weapon in Brother Maynard's keeping. According to the Book of Armaments, chapter two, verses nine through twenty-one, it was consecrated by Saint Attila.


"And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, 'O Lord, bless this thy hand grenade, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy.' And the Lord did grin. And the people did feast upon the lambs, and sloths, and carp, and anchovies, and orangutans, and breakfast cereals, and fruit bats, and large chulapas. And the Lord spake, saying, 'First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it.'


“O Lord God, let me not be disgraced in my old days.”

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Reply #5 on: May 03, 2022, 03:30:23 PM
AMEN



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Reply #6 on: May 03, 2022, 03:37:12 PM
Gesundheit.

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Reply #7 on: May 03, 2022, 03:39:18 PM
..........BOOOOMMM...................

“O Lord God, let me not be disgraced in my old days.”

'We few, we happy few, we band of brothers'