Author Topic: Russia: The Game  (Read 1280 times)


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on: March 27, 2019, 10:39:58 AM

The developer describes it as “post-Soviet and sad 3D” where “nothing awaits you: there is no chance to get out, no room for adventures, nor a breathtaking plot.” All you have to do is experience the precisely detailed, pixelated mundanity of the world around you.

Oh good. My life has become a video game.

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Reply #1 on: March 27, 2019, 11:06:52 AM
You mean you can't ride top-less on a horse with Vlad? No thanks!  :nope:

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Reply #2 on: March 27, 2019, 11:59:36 AM
Bah. No Man's Sky already does that.

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Reply #3 on: March 27, 2019, 05:59:58 PM
I was gonna say, I thought Crisis In The Kremlin was 'Russia: The Game.' Had a lot of fun with that back in the early 90s,

They remade it recently and had it on GOG or Steam - I own it in one of those places.


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Reply #4 on: September 05, 2021, 08:19:01 PM
This game reflects the past so much.