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Author Topic: The Intel Dump!  (Read 252215 times)

bob48

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Reply #150 on: February 17, 2019, 06:04:12 AM
Should you need any assistance in the cogitation department, I have a suitable blunt instrument handy if you have a valid credit card :-)

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Reply #151 on: February 17, 2019, 11:05:19 PM
Only if swung by THE Mrs. Bob for the full effect.

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Reply #152 on: February 18, 2019, 06:16:25 AM
You're asking for the full works by an expert, which don't come cheap!

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Reply #153 on: February 18, 2019, 04:27:23 PM
 ;D   Is she left-handed or right? Because I already got this big dent in head on the left side and I was going to try and even it out.

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Reply #154 on: February 18, 2019, 04:37:35 PM
No worries; she's ambidextrous.

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Reply #155 on: February 18, 2019, 07:35:20 PM
I don't really care about her sexual preferences, I just want to know which hand she uses best. Though, that could be of interest to some of the... less informed... types around here.  :whistle:

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Reply #156 on: February 19, 2019, 07:39:04 AM
Oh, she's good with both hands  ;)

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Reply #157 on: February 19, 2019, 07:41:58 AM
You perverts are inferring digital manipulation of reproductive organs, when we all know this is related to wielding frying pans single-handed or dual-weapon style. I think you get a -4 to your off-hand frying pan unless you've taken two levels of Ambidexterity (Frying Pan).

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Reply #158 on: February 19, 2019, 07:49:46 AM
Nah - its just your dirty mind kicking in.

...........we would never infer such things.

............................in fact, I'm not even sure I understand to what  you refer...........
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Reply #159 on: February 19, 2019, 08:03:07 AM
Me, either. I'm too old for such frivolities. ;D

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Reply #160 on: February 19, 2019, 02:56:28 PM

Being able to Google shit better than your clients is a legit career skill.


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Reply #161 on: February 19, 2019, 05:55:27 PM
Interesting.  :bigthumb:

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Reply #162 on: February 19, 2019, 07:57:17 PM
I hear so far it's gotten a 'frigid' response.

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Reply #163 on: February 19, 2019, 08:30:37 PM
You're a bad person. 

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Reply #164 on: February 19, 2019, 09:38:00 PM
I hear so far it's gotten a 'frigid' response.

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