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Title: RPG / Adventure Gaming Humor
Post by: bayonetbrant on April 16, 2019, 07:17:48 AM
(https://scontent-iad3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/56980740_10218811111172968_8487617201015095296_n.jpg?_nc_cat=110&_nc_ht=scontent-iad3-1.xx&oh=0ae1407fb47f1d8161c74bf30a300f96&oe=5D427E42)
Title: Re: RPG / Adventure Gaming Humor
Post by: bayonetbrant on April 17, 2019, 10:03:16 AM
 :peace:
Title: Re: RPG / Adventure Gaming Humor
Post by: Martok on April 19, 2019, 01:17:33 AM
(https://scontent-iad3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/56980740_10218811111172968_8487617201015095296_n.jpg?_nc_cat=110&_nc_ht=scontent-iad3-1.xx&oh=0ae1407fb47f1d8161c74bf30a300f96&oe=5D427E42)

Heh. brilliant.  :bigthumb: 
Title: Re: RPG / Adventure Gaming Humor
Post by: bob48 on April 19, 2019, 07:31:35 AM
Yeah, good one!
Title: Re: RPG / Adventure Gaming Humor
Post by: bayonetbrant on June 29, 2019, 02:49:13 PM
(https://scontent-iad3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/65485706_10157687753369406_8177527558745620480_n.jpg?_nc_cat=111&_nc_oc=AQk-e9P6-fD_KhhyrYqGPtGSOt-Moxms-5o4y0Ui9EVen1vJHE1hjyDRsf0StQP4qYWap5-MTqYK07KxWLrTgwpQ&_nc_ht=scontent-iad3-1.xx&oh=279c9ad8400ea63571b0c9660c360aa8&oe=5D88C66D)
Title: Re: RPG / Adventure Gaming Humor
Post by: Martok on June 30, 2019, 01:53:08 AM
That one popped up on my feed shortly before I went to work this afternoon.  Had me chuckling as I walked out the door. 
Title: Re: RPG / Adventure Gaming Humor
Post by: bayonetbrant on June 30, 2019, 07:47:30 PM
http://dmsworkshop.com/2019/06/28/out-of-network-healing/

Quote
Party Receives 13,000-gp Invoice For Out-Of-Network Healing

WATERDEEP — An adventuring party set to retire after a significant windfall in Undermountain was left in distress when they received a large invoice from the insurance company providing their group plan, which claimed the healer they used in the infamous dungeon was not in their network.

“Had I known when we met Saer Bairns that he’d foist upon us this shameful bill, I would have let him rot on the second level, not taken him on in our escape with our treasure”, said Aramis, a half-elf ranger who received a potion of healing. “The priest had the audacity to not only charge us five times the going rate for that potion I didn’t need, but also charge an administering fee just to place it in my hand. Would that I had relieved myself of it in his bedroll that night!”

The invoice, which The Sending Stone has obtained, reveals numerous methods in which excessive charges were calculated, including octupling the typical cost of material components and consumables, as well as charging handling and application fees for their use. A single greater restoration spell was billed at 2,000 gp, including 1,000 gp for the divine power needed to perform the magic, 100 gp to carry the diamond dust that focuses the magic, 100 gp to apply the dust to the spell recipient, and 800 gp for the dust itself. All of this was subject to a 35% surcharge for remote services outside of a temple, meaning that the cost to undo the temporary loss of a small portion of the fighter’s vitality amounted to 2,700 gp—more than four times the average yearly earnings of a skilled tradesman. The bill’s total was 12,994 gp.

According to the party’s insurance carrier, Greater Restorations, the adventurers were covered for services received from many churches, including those of of Tymora, Lathander, Corellon, Chauntea, and Ilmater. The services of The Honourable Trabbar Grayson Bairns, a priest of Waukeen, were out of network.

“It is of utmost importance to us that our customers obtain appropriate and timely care”, said Galbrath Donnar, a tiefling attorney representing Greater Restorations in a statement from the company, “but it is the responsibility of our customers to ensure that they obtain services that are in-network.”

“Unfortunately, this is not an uncommon occurrence”, explained Seraphina Blanche, a retired aasimar adventurer who founded and leads the Predatory Adventurer Liability Allocation Dispute Information Network, or PALADIN, an organization that raises awareness of these market risks. “The large insurance carriers primarily do business with churches that generally provide services at cheaper rates or which are willing to offer reduced prices to the insurer’s customers, saving costs to the company. At the same time, independent customers are frequently targeted by predatory financial practices, such as inflation of charges, often in a completely arbitrary fashion.”

PALADIN also connects those victimized by these practices with barristers possessing the necessary skills and abilities to contest predatory healing bills.

“About 200 years ago, large insurance carriers and churches conspired to pass cosmic laws requiring that disputes on these bills must be raised in the same jurisdiction as the provider”, added Blanche. “This means that to contest your co-pay, you have to make your way to the City of Dis on the second level of Hell, where the carrier’s head office got moved, or go to the plane of Arvandor to dispute the cost of a resurrection by a cleric of the Seldarine. While you can’t seem to swing a dead cat in the Forgotten Realms without hitting a legendary archmage, not many of them have the time, inclination, or expertise to travel the planes on such a matter. We maintain contact with experienced litigators who have the means to make such journeys.”

In the case of the bill received from the Church of Waukeen, the adventurers must travel to the Grand Forum of the goddess’ realm, the House of Barter in the Marketplace Eternal. Alternatively, they can seek out the headquarters of their insurer, Greater Restorations, in the City of Sigil.

The adventurers, who recently reached 10th level, have started a crowdsourcing campaign on GoHealMe to help cover their monthly instalments while retaining the services of an archmage-attorney to handle the contract dispute. You can contribute to their campaign through Dungeon Master’s Workshop on Patreon.




https://docs.google.com/viewerng/viewer?url=http://dmsworkshop.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/06/BILL-FOR-SERVICES.pdf&hl=en


Title: Re: RPG / Adventure Gaming Humor
Post by: bbmike on June 30, 2019, 08:14:20 PM
http://dmsworkshop.com/2019/06/28/out-of-network-healing/

Quote
Party Receives 13,000-gp Invoice For Out-Of-Network Healing

WATERDEEP — An adventuring party set to retire after a significant windfall in Undermountain was left in distress when they received a large invoice from the insurance company providing their group plan, which claimed the healer they used in the infamous dungeon was not in their network.

“Had I known when we met Saer Bairns that he’d foist upon us this shameful bill, I would have let him rot on the second level, not taken him on in our escape with our treasure”, said Aramis, a half-elf ranger who received a potion of healing. “The priest had the audacity to not only charge us five times the going rate for that potion I didn’t need, but also charge an administering fee just to place it in my hand. Would that I had relieved myself of it in his bedroll that night!”

The invoice, which The Sending Stone has obtained, reveals numerous methods in which excessive charges were calculated, including octupling the typical cost of material components and consumables, as well as charging handling and application fees for their use. A single greater restoration spell was billed at 2,000 gp, including 1,000 gp for the divine power needed to perform the magic, 100 gp to carry the diamond dust that focuses the magic, 100 gp to apply the dust to the spell recipient, and 800 gp for the dust itself. All of this was subject to a 35% surcharge for remote services outside of a temple, meaning that the cost to undo the temporary loss of a small portion of the fighter’s vitality amounted to 2,700 gp—more than four times the average yearly earnings of a skilled tradesman. The bill’s total was 12,994 gp.

According to the party’s insurance carrier, Greater Restorations, the adventurers were covered for services received from many churches, including those of of Tymora, Lathander, Corellon, Chauntea, and Ilmater. The services of The Honourable Trabbar Grayson Bairns, a priest of Waukeen, were out of network.

“It is of utmost importance to us that our customers obtain appropriate and timely care”, said Galbrath Donnar, a tiefling attorney representing Greater Restorations in a statement from the company, “but it is the responsibility of our customers to ensure that they obtain services that are in-network.”

“Unfortunately, this is not an uncommon occurrence”, explained Seraphina Blanche, a retired aasimar adventurer who founded and leads the Predatory Adventurer Liability Allocation Dispute Information Network, or PALADIN, an organization that raises awareness of these market risks. “The large insurance carriers primarily do business with churches that generally provide services at cheaper rates or which are willing to offer reduced prices to the insurer’s customers, saving costs to the company. At the same time, independent customers are frequently targeted by predatory financial practices, such as inflation of charges, often in a completely arbitrary fashion.”

PALADIN also connects those victimized by these practices with barristers possessing the necessary skills and abilities to contest predatory healing bills.

“About 200 years ago, large insurance carriers and churches conspired to pass cosmic laws requiring that disputes on these bills must be raised in the same jurisdiction as the provider”, added Blanche. “This means that to contest your co-pay, you have to make your way to the City of Dis on the second level of Hell, where the carrier’s head office got moved, or go to the plane of Arvandor to dispute the cost of a resurrection by a cleric of the Seldarine. While you can’t seem to swing a dead cat in the Forgotten Realms without hitting a legendary archmage, not many of them have the time, inclination, or expertise to travel the planes on such a matter. We maintain contact with experienced litigators who have the means to make such journeys.”

In the case of the bill received from the Church of Waukeen, the adventurers must travel to the Grand Forum of the goddess’ realm, the House of Barter in the Marketplace Eternal. Alternatively, they can seek out the headquarters of their insurer, Greater Restorations, in the City of Sigil.

The adventurers, who recently reached 10th level, have started a crowdsourcing campaign on GoHealMe to help cover their monthly instalments while retaining the services of an archmage-attorney to handle the contract dispute. You can contribute to their campaign through Dungeon Master’s Workshop on Patreon.




https://docs.google.com/viewerng/viewer?url=http://dmsworkshop.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/06/BILL-FOR-SERVICES.pdf&hl=en

 :ROFL:
Title: Re: RPG / Adventure Gaming Humor
Post by: bayonetbrant on August 09, 2019, 08:13:50 PM
(https://scontent-atl3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/67838658_1216705868509124_655764295472119808_n.jpg?_nc_cat=102&_nc_oc=AQmiRlPYQFpb5_9pM-ZPwtPjagGE3VwBOWw2k25zSGMyTXOMiuyCHTIMgzT8H07VKQRtefES_-UkWhbf7KiuaV47&_nc_ht=scontent-atl3-1.xx&oh=62a8ee1bd165436d52cb603a86ab9727&oe=5DEBC98A)
Title: Re: RPG / Adventure Gaming Humor
Post by: bayonetbrant on August 09, 2019, 08:33:10 PM
ha!
Title: Re: RPG / Adventure Gaming Humor
Post by: BanzaiCat on August 09, 2019, 09:06:20 PM
ha!

 :ROFL: :ROFL: :ROFL:
Title: Re: RPG / Adventure Gaming Humor
Post by: Martok on August 09, 2019, 11:02:52 PM
(https://scontent-atl3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/67838658_1216705868509124_655764295472119808_n.jpg?_nc_cat=102&_nc_oc=AQmiRlPYQFpb5_9pM-ZPwtPjagGE3VwBOWw2k25zSGMyTXOMiuyCHTIMgzT8H07VKQRtefES_-UkWhbf7KiuaV47&_nc_ht=scontent-atl3-1.xx&oh=62a8ee1bd165436d52cb603a86ab9727&oe=5DEBC98A)

That put a smile on my face.  Good stuff.  :bigthumb: 


Oh, and the Satanic bit was great too.  ;D 
Title: Re: RPG / Adventure Gaming Humor
Post by: bayonetbrant on September 14, 2019, 03:58:01 PM
(https://scontent-iad3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/70412896_406826260037620_1235683995392409600_n.jpg?_nc_cat=109&_nc_oc=AQklTWDSyJbVLE75T-wOXH501uHrpyKBsZpj9pITdbTked92vgiofmuSsS22_c4D2mhnC1Xj1Au2lTi9uXyLWyzH&_nc_ht=scontent-iad3-1.xx&oh=1dcc279ef7df018a7232fe945e4c9183&oe=5DF78F81)
Title: Re: RPG / Adventure Gaming Humor
Post by: Martok on September 14, 2019, 09:35:55 PM
 :2funny:

Title: Re: RPG / Adventure Gaming Humor
Post by: bayonetbrant on October 02, 2019, 11:56:38 AM
 ;D
Title: Re: RPG / Adventure Gaming Humor
Post by: bob48 on October 02, 2019, 11:57:32 AM
Seen that a few times before. Still funny, though.
Title: Re: RPG / Adventure Gaming Humor
Post by: bayonetbrant on October 02, 2019, 12:39:48 PM
attached vs embedded
Title: Re: RPG / Adventure Gaming Humor
Post by: Martok on October 02, 2019, 01:10:41 PM
;D

Yeah, that one's classic.  Pretty sure I have that saved on my computer somewhere.  :D 

Title: Re: RPG / Adventure Gaming Humor
Post by: bayonetbrant on October 07, 2019, 11:31:29 PM
https://newsthump.com/2019/02/06/adventurer-parents-to-hold-alignment-reveal-party-for-their-new-baby/
Title: Re: RPG / Adventure Gaming Humor
Post by: Martok on October 08, 2019, 12:46:29 AM
Ha, that one's good! 
Title: Re: RPG / Adventure Gaming Humor
Post by: bayonetbrant on November 05, 2019, 01:33:24 PM
I LOL'ed
Title: Re: RPG / Adventure Gaming Humor
Post by: Martok on November 06, 2019, 02:08:12 AM
"I fight the river."  :2funny: 
Title: Re: RPG / Adventure Gaming Humor
Post by: mirth on November 12, 2019, 12:22:20 PM
https://twitter.com/OutlawHistory/status/1194303258489167877
Title: Re: RPG / Adventure Gaming Humor
Post by: Martok on November 13, 2019, 02:29:24 AM
All too true. 
Title: Re: RPG / Adventure Gaming Humor
Post by: bayonetbrant on November 14, 2019, 01:12:37 PM
(https://scontent-iad3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/75625507_10220723643143194_4778740875939282944_n.jpg?_nc_cat=108&_nc_oc=AQkZYK8T2gj0Y2hEztMeWrBG0DTwBTqDNkqGDobzGN138bD1xdmD_QChP7fy_Bo1ueY&_nc_ht=scontent-iad3-1.xx&oh=1a153ea12d42d1e5d1235b122b9c69a0&oe=5E880030)
Title: Re: RPG / Adventure Gaming Humor
Post by: Martok on November 14, 2019, 01:44:27 PM
^  Point of order:  Should be cross-posted to the pun thread as well.  :P 
Title: Re: RPG / Adventure Gaming Humor
Post by: BanzaiCat on November 14, 2019, 02:02:47 PM
EVERY thread here is a pun thread, though - don't skirt the issue.
Title: Re: RPG / Adventure Gaming Humor
Post by: bob48 on November 14, 2019, 02:24:28 PM
We just need to gird our loins!
Title: Re: RPG / Adventure Gaming Humor
Post by: mirth on November 28, 2019, 10:14:56 PM
https://twitter.com/AndiEwington/status/1199450149069754368
Title: Re: RPG / Adventure Gaming Humor
Post by: bob48 on November 29, 2019, 06:41:32 AM
Wonderful  ;D
Title: Re: RPG / Adventure Gaming Humor
Post by: BanzaiCat on December 02, 2019, 08:03:15 AM
D&D Rick and Morty (https://dnd.wizards.com/products/tabletop-games/rpg-products/dungeons-dragons-vs-rick-and-morty)  :2funny:
Title: Re: RPG / Adventure Gaming Humor
Post by: bob48 on December 02, 2019, 01:24:53 PM
<shakes head>
Title: Re: RPG / Adventure Gaming Humor
Post by: BanzaiCat on December 02, 2019, 02:18:22 PM
<shakes head>

If you shake your smeghead (lol), you'd maybe get a kick from Rick & Morty's weirdness.

Then again, it's been proven before you have much better taste than I do.  ;D
Title: Re: RPG / Adventure Gaming Humor
Post by: bob48 on December 02, 2019, 03:41:54 PM
Oh no, its not that, I dig the weirdness, its more the grafting of them into D&D that prompted my reaction  ;)
Title: Re: RPG / Adventure Gaming Humor
Post by: bayonetbrant on December 02, 2019, 04:23:02 PM
the time stamp is part of what makes this so awesome
Title: Re: RPG / Adventure Gaming Humor
Post by: bob48 on December 02, 2019, 04:42:44 PM
 :2funny:
Title: Re: RPG / Adventure Gaming Humor
Post by: Arctic Blast on December 04, 2019, 09:28:59 PM
I would have thought that Gamma World would be a much better fit for Rick & Morty.
Title: Re: RPG / Adventure Gaming Humor
Post by: bayonetbrant on December 10, 2019, 06:16:13 PM
Clerics  ::)
Title: Re: RPG / Adventure Gaming Humor
Post by: bob48 on December 10, 2019, 06:31:09 PM
 :2funny:
Title: Re: RPG / Adventure Gaming Humor
Post by: mirth on December 10, 2019, 06:55:24 PM
Needs a lot more yellow
Title: Re: RPG / Adventure Gaming Humor
Post by: Staggerwing on December 10, 2019, 07:37:30 PM
Needs a lot more yellow

Exactly what I was thinking.
Title: Re: RPG / Adventure Gaming Humor
Post by: Martok on December 11, 2019, 04:08:33 AM
Fantastic!  :2funny: 
Title: Re: RPG / Adventure Gaming Humor
Post by: bob48 on December 11, 2019, 06:51:59 AM
One of Mrs.B's main WoW characters is a healer, so she had a good chuckle at that.
Title: Re: RPG / Adventure Gaming Humor
Post by: bbmike on December 11, 2019, 08:29:18 AM
Clerics? What about a graph for Bards?
Title: Re: RPG / Adventure Gaming Humor
Post by: bayonetbrant on January 09, 2020, 09:03:39 AM
(https://scontent-iad3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/82695773_1456131967895340_3246151215918088192_n.jpg?_nc_cat=106&_nc_ohc=p6q2tuWHCUAAX-Ou7_i&_nc_ht=scontent-iad3-1.xx&oh=2a7c15b93d2add320bc0d242d3b26614&oe=5E96DC8A)
Title: Re: RPG / Adventure Gaming Humor
Post by: Barthheart on January 09, 2020, 09:18:58 AM
:whistle:
Title: Re: RPG / Adventure Gaming Humor
Post by: bbmike on January 09, 2020, 09:22:57 AM
All wise we are.
Title: Re: RPG / Adventure Gaming Humor
Post by: BanzaiCat on January 09, 2020, 10:25:31 AM
(https://scontent-iad3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/82695773_1456131967895340_3246151215918088192_n.jpg?_nc_cat=106&_nc_ohc=p6q2tuWHCUAAX-Ou7_i&_nc_ht=scontent-iad3-1.xx&oh=2a7c15b93d2add320bc0d242d3b26614&oe=5E96DC8A)

(https://i.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/029/191/cover6.jpg)
Title: Re: RPG / Adventure Gaming Humor
Post by: bayonetbrant on January 09, 2020, 10:26:57 AM
touché
Title: Re: RPG / Adventure Gaming Humor
Post by: BanzaiCat on January 09, 2020, 10:33:08 AM
Except the Kickstarters part, but I guess P500 is a nice substitute
Title: Re: RPG / Adventure Gaming Humor
Post by: bbmike on January 09, 2020, 10:34:33 AM
Speak for yourself. I'm Kickstarting all over the place. AND P500ing.  :D
Title: Re: RPG / Adventure Gaming Humor
Post by: BanzaiCat on January 09, 2020, 10:36:28 AM
Although back in the late 70s/early 80s, a LOT of the hobby was just wargaming (there were very few board games outside of Milton Bradley and a handful of others that were 'mainstream'), so that was somewhat overwhelming. I felt like I was infringing on a bunch of old men's hobby at the time, LOL.
Title: Re: RPG / Adventure Gaming Humor
Post by: bayonetbrant on January 21, 2020, 07:39:22 AM
(https://scontent-atl3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/p960x960/82456464_10216017001882681_5431453111816290304_o.jpg?_nc_cat=105&_nc_ohc=7p-SYMDCmHcAX9s-snu&_nc_ht=scontent-atl3-1.xx&_nc_tp=1002&oh=90010caaca46c4aecbce15bbd4f12204&oe=5EDA14E9)
Title: Re: RPG / Adventure Gaming Humor
Post by: bbmike on January 21, 2020, 09:24:14 AM
 :2funny:
Title: Re: RPG / Adventure Gaming Humor
Post by: Martok on January 21, 2020, 04:36:07 PM
Bwahahahaha!!! 
Title: Re: RPG / Adventure Gaming Humor
Post by: bayonetbrant on January 23, 2020, 07:51:52 AM
(https://scontent-atl3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/s960x960/83217324_10156869032562196_7364841152735870976_o.jpg?_nc_cat=111&_nc_ohc=0aeFpYwwvzIAX8PyrTV&_nc_ht=scontent-atl3-1.xx&_nc_tp=1002&oh=2a03c2f541e5f7a50ff10305e0b2415a&oe=5EA0A153)
Title: Re: RPG / Adventure Gaming Humor
Post by: Martok on January 23, 2020, 01:46:20 PM
 :ROFL:
Title: Re: RPG / Adventure Gaming Humor
Post by: bayonetbrant on January 26, 2020, 09:08:05 PM
https://geektyrant.com/news/dampd-fans-renamed-classic-modules-to-hilariously-fit-the-cover-art
Title: Re: RPG / Adventure Gaming Humor
Post by: bayonetbrant on January 31, 2020, 04:10:53 PM
This whole thread :2funny:

https://twitter.com/SamSykesSwears/status/1222583021229862912
Title: Re: RPG / Adventure Gaming Humor
Post by: Martok on February 02, 2020, 11:14:25 PM
Yeah, there was some pretty good stuff in there.  When discussing a half-orc barbarian, I will now always think of his dad, Harold.  :2funny: 

Title: Re: RPG / Adventure Gaming Humor
Post by: bayonetbrant on March 06, 2020, 06:02:48 AM
The day that Costco sold out of healing potions & enchanted battle-axes


https://www.yahoo.com/news/sorry-costco-shoppers-enchanted-battle-135813273.html (https://www.yahoo.com/news/sorry-costco-shoppers-enchanted-battle-135813273.html)
Title: Re: RPG / Adventure Gaming Humor
Post by: bob48 on March 06, 2020, 06:40:01 AM
Panic buying?
Title: Re: RPG / Adventure Gaming Humor
Post by: Steelie on March 06, 2020, 02:14:14 PM
The worst of it mirrors real life....corn cobs in family size packages for bathroom hygiene sold out first.
Title: Re: RPG / Adventure Gaming Humor
Post by: bob48 on March 06, 2020, 02:30:49 PM
 :sick:
Title: Re: RPG / Adventure Gaming Humor
Post by: bayonetbrant on March 10, 2020, 01:15:09 PM
(https://scontent-atl3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/s960x960/87067623_2797521543650916_8856953752469372928_o.jpg?_nc_cat=105&_nc_sid=8024bb&_nc_ohc=CBafQZl9C_wAX-z1niL&_nc_ht=scontent-atl3-1.xx&_nc_tp=7&oh=90491fe254b4b57b2f683c065dcd62be&oe=5E8EF63D)
Title: Re: RPG / Adventure Gaming Humor
Post by: bayonetbrant on March 25, 2020, 10:49:26 AM
(https://scontent-atl3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/90349253_4196634780354551_1773829967218475008_n.jpg?_nc_cat=110&_nc_sid=110474&_nc_ohc=Oc6eSY91avsAX9P2ztZ&_nc_ht=scontent-atl3-1.xx&oh=b114cfcc5cdfc1941a6a6e936f4b674e&oe=5EA2AFE2)
Title: Re: RPG / Adventure Gaming Humor
Post by: Martok on March 26, 2020, 12:16:06 AM
BOO 
Title: Re: RPG / Adventure Gaming Humor
Post by: bayonetbrant on April 24, 2020, 09:10:05 AM
 ;D
Title: Re: RPG / Adventure Gaming Humor
Post by: Martok on April 24, 2020, 07:07:31 PM
Ha!! 
Title: Re: RPG / Adventure Gaming Humor
Post by: bayonetbrant on July 04, 2020, 08:00:54 AM
 8)
Title: Re: RPG / Adventure Gaming Humor
Post by: mirth on July 04, 2020, 04:30:42 PM
https://twitter.com/AndiEwington/status/1279497491394768897
Title: Re: RPG / Adventure Gaming Humor
Post by: bbmike on July 04, 2020, 06:05:54 PM
 :2funny:
Title: Re: RPG / Adventure Gaming Humor
Post by: mirth on July 04, 2020, 07:02:01 PM
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EcFl56MVcAAEqkD?format=jpg&name=900x900)
Title: Re: RPG / Adventure Gaming Humor
Post by: Martok on August 03, 2020, 04:42:33 PM
Warning:  NSFW (language).  Damn funny, though! 




Title: Re: RPG / Adventure Gaming Humor
Post by: bayonetbrant on October 01, 2020, 08:16:17 PM
This wasn't intended to be funny, but here we are....

Title: Re: RPG / Adventure Gaming Humor
Post by: Martok on October 01, 2020, 11:20:33 PM
Wow.  :2funny: 

Title: Re: RPG / Adventure Gaming Humor
Post by: bob48 on October 02, 2020, 07:05:35 AM
Never go on a quest without a dongle!
Title: Re: RPG / Adventure Gaming Humor
Post by: BanzaiCat on October 02, 2020, 10:46:03 AM
This wasn't intended to be funny, but here we are....



I lost it when I saw that 80s keyboard slung over her shoulder...  :2funny: :2funny: :2funny:
Title: Re: RPG / Adventure Gaming Humor
Post by: bayonetbrant on October 05, 2020, 07:52:18 AM
 ;D
Title: Re: RPG / Adventure Gaming Humor
Post by: bbmike on October 05, 2020, 08:14:27 AM
 ;D
Title: Re: RPG / Adventure Gaming Humor
Post by: bayonetbrant on October 10, 2020, 04:54:57 PM
OK guys - who are you?

Title: Re: RPG / Adventure Gaming Humor
Post by: Barthheart on October 10, 2020, 07:51:03 PM
Wizard.
Title: Re: RPG / Adventure Gaming Humor
Post by: bayonetbrant on October 10, 2020, 07:59:06 PM
Mostly Ranger, dash of Cleric
Title: Re: RPG / Adventure Gaming Humor
Post by: thecommandtent on October 10, 2020, 09:44:55 PM
Mostly the Artificer and a bit of Cleric in the mix
Title: Re: RPG / Adventure Gaming Humor
Post by: Staggerwing on October 10, 2020, 10:14:24 PM
I'm thinking equal parts Artificer and Warlock, though I've picked up 'MacGyver' as a nick name while working for at least two different places.
Title: Re: RPG / Adventure Gaming Humor
Post by: Martok on October 11, 2020, 05:20:59 PM
Mostly Wizard, although Sorcerer and Warlock would also fit. 


I knew Brant was a Ranger as soon as I saw the description.  :D  I suspect a lot of folks working in IT would also qualify... 

Title: Re: RPG / Adventure Gaming Humor
Post by: bob48 on October 11, 2020, 06:31:28 PM
Mainly Warlock.
Title: Re: RPG / Adventure Gaming Humor
Post by: bbmike on October 11, 2020, 06:34:17 PM
Because of the pumpkins?  :whistle:
Title: Re: RPG / Adventure Gaming Humor
Post by: bob48 on October 12, 2020, 06:07:12 AM
That could well be correct.
Title: Re: RPG / Adventure Gaming Humor
Post by: Martok on December 13, 2020, 08:14:38 PM
I suspect at least a few of us here can relate.  :D 





Title: Re: RPG / Adventure Gaming Humor
Post by: Barthheart on December 13, 2020, 08:38:28 PM
 :ROFL:
Title: Re: RPG / Adventure Gaming Humor
Post by: bayonetbrant on January 03, 2021, 09:33:15 PM
https://twitter.com/SketchesbyBoze/status/1345751757096439823

Title: Re: RPG / Adventure Gaming Humor
Post by: bayonetbrant on February 07, 2021, 09:53:44 PM
https://twitter.com/dmofengineering/status/1358588094417494016

Title: Re: RPG / Adventure Gaming Humor
Post by: bayonetbrant on March 09, 2021, 12:03:08 PM
 ;D
Title: Re: RPG / Adventure Gaming Humor
Post by: Martok on March 09, 2021, 09:32:33 PM
 :hehe:

Title: Re: RPG / Adventure Gaming Humor
Post by: mcguire on March 10, 2021, 08:42:22 PM
(https://i.redd.it/4ny26nyov8m61.jpg)
Title: Re: RPG / Adventure Gaming Humor
Post by: Martok on March 10, 2021, 10:41:44 PM
 :2funny:

Title: Re: RPG / Adventure Gaming Humor
Post by: mirth on June 08, 2021, 02:35:39 AM
(https://1a3k5t1s1nlq3nug3z23q9ed-wpengine.netdna-ssl.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/06/ft210606-foxtrot-comics-bill-amend-caution-Is-warranted-dnd-dungeons-and-dragons-sunday-comic-strip-1536x719.png)
Title: Re: RPG / Adventure Gaming Humor
Post by: bob48 on June 08, 2021, 07:07:48 AM
 :ROFL:
Title: Re: RPG / Adventure Gaming Humor
Post by: thecommandtent on June 08, 2021, 08:55:15 PM
 :applause:
Title: Re: RPG / Adventure Gaming Humor
Post by: bbmike on June 09, 2021, 08:00:43 PM
(https://www.aarcentral.com/pics3/1wizard.jpeg)
Title: Re: RPG / Adventure Gaming Humor
Post by: BanzaiCat on June 09, 2021, 11:12:00 PM
^ Ha! That reminds me of this one...

(https://pics.me.me/dm-level-one-wizard-2-damage-damn-wizards-41694696.png)
Title: Re: RPG / Adventure Gaming Humor
Post by: Dave Pumphouse on June 10, 2021, 10:18:17 AM
*Playing a 40k Only War*

That one time when you failed a perception check to find out if that supposed enemy bunker was actually manned. Didnt fancy wasting a preciuos smoke grenade on a potentially empty enemy position but due to a fudged supply drop the day before knew you had plenty of toilet paper in your rucksack so proceeded to throw that at the bunker instead. Great success!

Only in doing so you had alerted a heavy bolter and las cannon and lost the element of surprise... fire fight ensues resulting in 50% casulaties to the squad, commander losing an arm and the following session being your characters court martial finding you guilty of gross incompetance and charging you to death by firing squad.

BEST GAME EVER!
Title: Re: RPG / Adventure Gaming Humor
Post by: Martok on June 10, 2021, 05:45:34 PM
[snicker]







(https://www.aarcentral.com/pics3/1wizard.jpeg)

That image is going to be with me the rest of the day now.  :ROFL: 


Title: Re: RPG / Adventure Gaming Humor
Post by: Martok on June 12, 2021, 12:06:37 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/qvWqatW.jpg)


Title: Re: RPG / Adventure Gaming Humor
Post by: Steelie on June 12, 2021, 11:46:07 AM
Hell, Martok....they wouldn't make it past identifying what's in that picture.
Title: Re: RPG / Adventure Gaming Humor
Post by: Martok on June 12, 2021, 04:45:42 PM
You're probably right.  To them, it would appear as bizarre and otherworldly as a pay-phone. 


Title: Re: RPG / Adventure Gaming Humor
Post by: Silent Disapproval Robot on June 12, 2021, 06:14:27 PM
DnD with Merlin

https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLZKrblZlJ8bgZI4dzaQUHcT90lviFCn26 (https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLZKrblZlJ8bgZI4dzaQUHcT90lviFCn26)
Title: Re: RPG / Adventure Gaming Humor
Post by: Martok on June 13, 2021, 10:58:05 PM
Okay, I admit I was chuckling by the end. 

Title: Re: RPG / Adventure Gaming Humor
Post by: mcguire on June 14, 2021, 02:28:47 PM
Okay, I admit I was chuckling by the end.

Waifu roll!
Title: Re: RPG / Adventure Gaming Humor
Post by: bayonetbrant on July 01, 2021, 07:34:13 AM
https://twitter.com/SeveredSonsDnD/status/1410226132440555520


Title: Re: RPG / Adventure Gaming Humor
Post by: bbmike on July 01, 2021, 08:01:13 AM
 ;D
Title: Re: RPG / Adventure Gaming Humor
Post by: Martok on July 01, 2021, 06:28:38 PM
Ha, yes! 

Title: Re: RPG / Adventure Gaming Humor
Post by: bayonetbrant on July 27, 2021, 02:18:08 PM
Not gonna lie.  I laughed.  A bunch.

https://twitter.com/ZeugmaticPlayer/status/1420063544360554496

Title: Re: RPG / Adventure Gaming Humor
Post by: bbmike on August 06, 2021, 06:33:28 PM
(https://www.aarcentral.com/pics3/trav.jpg)
Title: Re: RPG / Adventure Gaming Humor
Post by: Barthheart on August 06, 2021, 07:10:03 PM
 ;D  :bigthumb:
Title: Re: RPG / Adventure Gaming Humor
Post by: Tolstoi on August 06, 2021, 07:40:21 PM
Yes, when I first played Traveller, I was a bit surprised when my character died while I was creating it. That had never happened before with other roleplaying games!  :)
Title: Re: RPG / Adventure Gaming Humor
Post by: Martok on August 06, 2021, 09:48:37 PM
 :o  :o  :o 

Title: Re: RPG / Adventure Gaming Humor
Post by: bayonetbrant on August 24, 2021, 07:08:32 PM
From Longblade over on FB
Title: Re: RPG / Adventure Gaming Humor
Post by: bbmike on August 24, 2021, 08:23:16 PM
 ;D
Title: Re: RPG / Adventure Gaming Humor
Post by: Martok on August 24, 2021, 10:52:11 PM
Bahaha! 

Title: Re: RPG / Adventure Gaming Humor
Post by: bayonetbrant on August 25, 2021, 08:13:03 AM
next-level genius right here
Title: Re: RPG / Adventure Gaming Humor
Post by: bayonetbrant on September 14, 2021, 01:55:40 PM
 :party:
Title: Re: RPG / Adventure Gaming Humor
Post by: Martok on September 15, 2021, 01:44:17 AM
That last bullet point was my favorite.  ;D 

Title: Re: RPG / Adventure Gaming Humor
Post by: mcguire on October 15, 2021, 09:12:29 PM
(https://i.redd.it/thjr0shjfmt71.png)
Title: Re: RPG / Adventure Gaming Humor
Post by: Staggerwing on October 16, 2021, 07:39:50 AM
Why assume that if he's a wizard he must also be a necromancer?
Title: Re: RPG / Adventure Gaming Humor
Post by: bayonetbrant on October 16, 2021, 07:50:36 AM
Why assume that if he's a wizard he must also be a necromancer?

because people that don't know any better just assume those are interchangeable
Title: Re: RPG / Adventure Gaming Humor
Post by: mcguire on October 16, 2021, 09:10:59 PM
He is wearing a black hat.
Title: Re: RPG / Adventure Gaming Humor
Post by: Staggerwing on October 16, 2021, 10:01:34 PM
He is wearing a black hat.

Professor Minerva McGonagall wears one too and, afaik, she's no necromancer.
Title: Re: RPG / Adventure Gaming Humor
Post by: bbmike on October 28, 2021, 07:42:36 AM
(https://www.aarcentral.com/pics3/wand.jpg)
Title: Re: RPG / Adventure Gaming Humor
Post by: Martok on October 28, 2021, 06:35:19 PM
 :2thumbs:
Title: Re: RPG / Adventure Gaming Humor
Post by: Staggerwing on October 28, 2021, 11:00:00 PM
Heh. I got that one...

This magic wand does less damage to those standing behind it:

(https://www.dandbmilitaria.com/media/catalog/product/cache/1/image/9df78eab33525d08d6e5fb8d27136e95/D/S/DSC00182-04.jpg)
Title: Re: RPG / Adventure Gaming Humor
Post by: bayonetbrant on November 01, 2021, 01:16:53 PM
Yes, that's d&d humor from The New Yorker

https://www.newyorker.com/humor/daily-shouts/spice-up-your-d-and-d-game
Title: Re: RPG / Adventure Gaming Humor
Post by: Martok on November 02, 2021, 01:30:13 AM
Well that was random.  Not bad, though. 


Title: Re: RPG / Adventure Gaming Humor
Post by: Martok on November 11, 2021, 03:20:03 PM
This immediately made me think of at least a few of you...  ;) 


Title: Re: RPG / Adventure Gaming Humor
Post by: bob48 on November 11, 2021, 03:41:22 PM
Yup. Sounds about right.
Title: Re: RPG / Adventure Gaming Humor
Post by: bbmike on February 22, 2022, 01:16:31 PM
(https://www.aarcentral.com/pics3/dungeon.jpeg)
Title: Re: RPG / Adventure Gaming Humor
Post by: bayonetbrant on February 22, 2022, 01:20:44 PM
#NotWrong
Title: Re: RPG / Adventure Gaming Humor
Post by: Martok on February 22, 2022, 04:08:36 PM
 ;D

Title: Re: RPG / Adventure Gaming Humor
Post by: mcguire on February 22, 2022, 04:43:30 PM
Sigh. If only the games I was in had been that organized.

 :'(
Title: Re: RPG / Adventure Gaming Humor
Post by: bayonetbrant on February 22, 2022, 10:55:03 PM
 :ROFL:
Title: Re: RPG / Adventure Gaming Humor
Post by: bbmike on February 23, 2022, 08:12:09 AM
 ;D
Title: Re: RPG / Adventure Gaming Humor
Post by: bbmike on February 24, 2022, 08:40:51 AM
(https://www.aarcentral.com/pics3/initf.jpg)
Title: Re: RPG / Adventure Gaming Humor
Post by: bayonetbrant on February 24, 2022, 10:48:35 AM
#truthbombs
Title: Re: RPG / Adventure Gaming Humor
Post by: Martok on February 25, 2022, 06:44:59 AM
They're not wrong. :2funny: 


Title: Re: RPG / Adventure Gaming Humor
Post by: Silent Disapproval Robot on May 26, 2022, 06:16:10 AM
 :dice:
Title: Re: RPG / Adventure Gaming Humor
Post by: bob48 on May 26, 2022, 06:26:31 AM
 :ROFL:
Title: Re: RPG / Adventure Gaming Humor
Post by: bbmike on May 26, 2022, 07:49:55 AM
 :2funny:
Title: Re: RPG / Adventure Gaming Humor
Post by: bbmike on May 26, 2022, 10:21:03 AM
(https://www.aarcentral.com/pics3/cow.jpg)
Title: Re: RPG / Adventure Gaming Humor
Post by: bob48 on May 26, 2022, 11:00:51 AM
<snort>
Title: Re: RPG / Adventure Gaming Humor
Post by: Martok on May 26, 2022, 02:54:28 PM
Bwahaha to both of the above.  :2funny: 

Title: Re: RPG / Adventure Gaming Humor
Post by: Silent Disapproval Robot on June 15, 2022, 06:07:19 PM
Someone at work stole the Sri Ratcha sauce from my Iron Rations.
Title: Re: RPG / Adventure Gaming Humor
Post by: bob48 on June 15, 2022, 06:10:50 PM
 ;D
Title: Re: RPG / Adventure Gaming Humor
Post by: Martok on June 16, 2022, 06:10:14 AM
Ha!  I'm totally going to start doing that.  :nerd: 

Title: Re: RPG / Adventure Gaming Humor
Post by: bbmike on July 04, 2022, 11:32:08 AM
(https://www.aarcentral.com/pics3/dmm.png)
Title: Re: RPG / Adventure Gaming Humor
Post by: Martok on July 05, 2022, 03:57:44 AM
 ;D

Title: Re: RPG / Adventure Gaming Humor
Post by: bayonetbrant on July 26, 2022, 07:16:11 AM
tres creativ!
Title: Re: RPG / Adventure Gaming Humor
Post by: bob48 on July 26, 2022, 07:17:54 AM
 :bigthumb:
Title: Re: RPG / Adventure Gaming Humor
Post by: thecommandtent on July 26, 2022, 08:58:02 PM
I really like how clean and orderly that looks.  Which is why I could never use it, once my chicken scratch got put down, it would be ruined.
Title: Re: RPG / Adventure Gaming Humor
Post by: Martok on July 31, 2022, 04:49:26 AM
tres creativ!

Ha, that's great! 

Title: Re: RPG / Adventure Gaming Humor
Post by: bayonetbrant on August 09, 2022, 07:55:23 AM
Not sure I've posted this one before.  Still a blast, especially the "file names"
Title: Re: RPG / Adventure Gaming Humor
Post by: mcguire on August 09, 2022, 05:26:27 PM
Aawwww.  :)  :dreamer:
Title: Re: RPG / Adventure Gaming Humor
Post by: Martok on August 11, 2022, 12:21:59 AM
I don't know if it was here, but I have seen that one before.  Still brings a smile to my face, though.  :) 

Title: Re: RPG / Adventure Gaming Humor
Post by: Martok on August 11, 2022, 02:29:05 PM
I'm sure at least 1-2 of these have been posted before, but I find they're still good for a chuckle. 



(https://i.imgur.com/sMieMXA.jpg)

(https://i.imgur.com/3ZlJt5a.jpg)

(https://i.imgur.com/IlFbsb3.jpg)

(https://i.imgur.com/qo3nMLu.jpg)

(https://i.imgur.com/efhOaYk.jpg)


Title: Re: RPG / Adventure Gaming Humor
Post by: mcguire on August 11, 2022, 03:15:50 PM
Why I never played a healer: All yellow.  >:D
Title: Re: RPG / Adventure Gaming Humor
Post by: bayonetbrant on August 11, 2022, 03:21:52 PM
"I would like to quibble" seems like a Cyrano conversation :)
Title: Re: RPG / Adventure Gaming Humor
Post by: Martok on August 12, 2022, 02:27:17 AM
"I would like to quibble" seems like a Cyrano conversation :)

Not gonna lie, he did come to mind while I was posting that one.  ;D 


Title: Re: RPG / Adventure Gaming Humor
Post by: Silent Disapproval Robot on August 13, 2022, 01:44:47 AM
Engineers.  The bane of my existence...

Title: Re: RPG / Adventure Gaming Humor
Post by: Barthheart on August 13, 2022, 07:21:54 AM
 >:D
Title: Re: RPG / Adventure Gaming Humor
Post by: Martok on August 14, 2022, 04:01:00 AM
 :hehe:

Title: Re: RPG / Adventure Gaming Humor
Post by: Steelie on August 14, 2022, 01:38:41 PM
I'd hate to DM THAT group for sure....
Title: Re: RPG / Adventure Gaming Humor
Post by: bayonetbrant on August 16, 2022, 08:08:59 AM
https://twitter.com/epicdndmemes/status/1558646615757430790

Title: Re: RPG / Adventure Gaming Humor
Post by: Silent Disapproval Robot on October 25, 2022, 12:33:40 PM
I did try to make a colourblind Orion who thought he was human for Star Trek once...
Title: Re: RPG / Adventure Gaming Humor
Post by: bayonetbrant on November 06, 2022, 12:00:06 AM
too lazy to go back and look if we'd posted this before, but I swear they misspelled "brant" as "bard"

Title: Re: RPG / Adventure Gaming Humor
Post by: bbmike on November 06, 2022, 04:21:51 PM
https://twitter.com/Owen_Stephens/status/1589143338112135168?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw
Title: Re: RPG / Adventure Gaming Humor
Post by: bayonetbrant on November 06, 2022, 06:10:14 PM
That's funny enough that you almost wonder if they did it on purpose
Title: Re: RPG / Adventure Gaming Humor
Post by: mcguire on November 07, 2022, 02:24:52 PM
too lazy to go back and look if we'd posted this before, but I swear they misspelled "brant" as "bard"

How can you be ironically into succulents?
Title: Re: RPG / Adventure Gaming Humor
Post by: bayonetbrant on March 04, 2023, 04:56:10 PM
https://twitter.com/DadaBaseThought/status/1631472285449355264

Title: Re: RPG / Adventure Gaming Humor
Post by: bob48 on March 04, 2023, 05:24:57 PM
Oh, sh*t.
Title: Re: RPG / Adventure Gaming Humor
Post by: mcguire on March 06, 2023, 03:58:20 PM
The best response:

https://twitter.com/PuppyPhilosophy/status/1631769199000559616
Title: Re: RPG / Adventure Gaming Humor
Post by: GROGnadsUSA on March 06, 2023, 04:48:09 PM
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FqQnZCcaYAETXwL?format=jpg&name=900x900)
"Kilroy AND GROGnads WERE here ALREADY-!-?-!-" Double-L/@@\T-dan-down
Title: Re: RPG / Adventure Gaming Humor
Post by: Martok on April 29, 2023, 02:28:18 AM
Every cleric ever...  ;D 


Title: Re: RPG / Adventure Gaming Humor
Post by: bbmike on April 29, 2023, 09:17:46 AM
 ;D
Title: Re: RPG / Adventure Gaming Humor
Post by: Martok on June 11, 2023, 01:36:48 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/53I1dIp.jpg)


Title: Re: RPG / Adventure Gaming Humor
Post by: bayonetbrant on June 13, 2023, 12:12:49 PM
coming soon to a post-apocalyptic TTRPG near you

https://twitter.com/Rainmaker1973/status/1667830802762153985


Title: Re: RPG / Adventure Gaming Humor
Post by: BanzaiCat on June 28, 2023, 11:14:26 AM
coming soon to a post-apocalyptic TTRPG near you

https://twitter.com/Rainmaker1973/status/1667830802762153985

Some bard, somewhere:

"I'm seducing it."
Title: Re: RPG / Adventure Gaming Humor
Post by: bayonetbrant on July 13, 2023, 11:49:52 AM
 :notworthy:
Title: Re: RPG / Adventure Gaming Humor
Post by: Martok on July 13, 2023, 05:13:07 PM
Love it! 

Title: Re: RPG / Adventure Gaming Humor
Post by: Silent Disapproval Robot on November 23, 2023, 11:50:39 AM
  :)
Title: Re: RPG / Adventure Gaming Humor
Post by: bayonetbrant on November 23, 2023, 01:32:17 PM
Okay, that's pretty damn funny
Title: Re: RPG / Adventure Gaming Humor
Post by: Staggerwing on November 24, 2023, 07:28:08 AM
 ;D