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Reply #90 on: December 13, 2020, 08:38:28 PM
 :ROFL:

PETS - People for the Ethical Treatment of Square corners


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Reply #91 on: January 03, 2021, 09:33:15 PM

Random acts of genius and other inspirations of applied violence.


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Reply #92 on: February 07, 2021, 09:53:44 PM

Random acts of genius and other inspirations of applied violence.


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Reply #93 on: March 09, 2021, 12:03:08 PM
 ;D

Random acts of genius and other inspirations of applied violence.


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Reply #94 on: March 09, 2021, 09:32:33 PM
 :hehe:


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Reply #95 on: March 10, 2021, 08:42:22 PM

"Man...knowing how to use the cards properly certainly changes how I play the game" -- judgedredd


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Reply #96 on: March 10, 2021, 10:41:44 PM
 :2funny:


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Reply #97 on: June 08, 2021, 02:35:39 AM

Being able to Google shit better than your clients is a legit career skill.


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Reply #98 on: June 08, 2021, 07:07:48 AM
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Reply #99 on: June 08, 2021, 08:55:15 PM
 :applause:



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Reply #100 on: June 09, 2021, 08:00:43 PM

"My life is spent in one long effort to escape from the commonplace of existence."
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My Own Worst Enemy


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Reply #101 on: June 09, 2021, 11:12:00 PM
^ Ha! That reminds me of this one...




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Reply #102 on: June 10, 2021, 10:18:17 AM
*Playing a 40k Only War*

That one time when you failed a perception check to find out if that supposed enemy bunker was actually manned. Didnt fancy wasting a preciuos smoke grenade on a potentially empty enemy position but due to a fudged supply drop the day before knew you had plenty of toilet paper in your rucksack so proceeded to throw that at the bunker instead. Great success!

Only in doing so you had alerted a heavy bolter and las cannon and lost the element of surprise... fire fight ensues resulting in 50% casulaties to the squad, commander losing an arm and the following session being your characters court martial finding you guilty of gross incompetance and charging you to death by firing squad.

BEST GAME EVER!



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Reply #103 on: June 10, 2021, 05:45:34 PM
[snicker]









That image is going to be with me the rest of the day now.  :ROFL: 



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Reply #104 on: Yesterday at 12:06:37 AM




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